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Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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According to "Snowflake" Palin, Michelle Obama is to blame for global warming.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has said that she does not care what President Obama and the rest of the Democrats think she is going to speak her mind.

"Mama Moose" Palin was recently seen eating by herself at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurant in downtown Wasilla.

She was asked by American Spotlight Magazine's Cutter Shiloh what she thought about the Ukraine mess.

Palin put down her four-meat burrito and said that the mess would never have occurred if it were not for global warming.

Shiloh asked her to elaborate. Mrs. Palin said that truth be told Michelle Obama is to blame for global warming and not Al Gore.

"Really?" Shiloh asked.

"Yes," Sarah answered, "Ya know Shi, if Mrs. Obama had paid attention to global warming instead of worrying about what types of food our kiddoes eat at school we would not be in this mess with the Ukraine."

Shiloh shook his head in total amazement.

He then asked Palin how her husband was doing. She shrugged her shoulders and said that she had not heard from Todd or his salmon fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka in three day.

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