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Sunday, 16 March 2014

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DayCare Center?

"If the money wasn't so good and all the fun we have with the speed traps, I'd leave this job in a minute", stated Nashville, Tennessee officer Douglas Lancaster.

"I agree", stated his partner. "I blame it on all those 911 calls that we get from everyone. We have to respond. I've arrested over one hundred weirdos at WalMarts!"

Others joined in with tales of lost prostitutes, senior citizens, dogs and cats.

"You completely forgot about all the free doughnuts in the high crime areas, Lancaster."

"OK. O.K. Add the free doughnuts, and 50 extra pounds, but last yesterday I would have given that up too."

What happened?

"My partner and I were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest."

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