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Saturday, 15 March 2014

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"You need to always treat your kids special as one day they could be in charge of you and decide where they put you to get you out of your (their) house."

That's what the guy told us at a company meeting. So I ran home and bought my kids an ant farm where we can watch them at work and learn from the ants.

"This is boring! Can we go get on the computers?"

"Will you check the ants and take care of them? Then, OK. You can go play your games."

"I hope everyone can learn from this experience", Justin told our reporter. "We need to get these guys ready for anything."

Like what?

"Well, let's say there is a nuclear war and only a few humans are left but lots of ants. I wanted to treat the kids, but the main reason is that ants may survive in the zillions or more. So should they take over the world, maybe they will remember our kindness and spare me and my family."

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