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Saturday, 15 March 2014

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The White House will host the Piñata Party on the front lawn.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Longoria have just finalized the plans for what the White House is calling The Biggest Piñata Party In The History of Piñata Parties.

The president first thought up the idea when he realized that the United States government does not need anymore lawsuits filed by lawyers in behalf of illegal immigrants who say that their rights to live in The Land of The Free are being violated.

President Obama and Vice-President Biden recenlty spoke to attorneys who are representing a total of 317 illegal aliens who are suing the United States government.

The president stated that he hopes to have at least half of those cases dropped within two weeks.

He was told by a source inside the illegal alien camp that the president inviting illegal aliens to the White House for a Piñata Party will help to convince many other illegal immigrants to drop their lawsuit.

SIDENOTE: As amazing as it may sound GOP talking heads, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and even Bill "The Pill" O'Reilly are all in total agreement with having the White House Piñata Party.

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