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Saturday, 15 March 2014

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President Obama's cell phone is very similar to this one.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that there was a pretty good fireworks display the other night.

The light show took place in the Presidential Bedroom. An inside source stated that the first lady saw a text message from Helle Thorning-Schmidt, the prime minister of Denmark to her husband.

When she asked him why in the world the woman was texting him about what his favorite dish is he simply shrugged his shoulders.

He told her that maybe she wants to cook up a pot of his favorite food when she and him have their official state visit in Copenhagen.

Michelle reportedly told him that she is real close to having him cancel the damn effen trip to the Land of Pornography.

The president told her that the last time he checked he was the president and he also had the nads in the family.

The source did not want to state what Mrs. Obama responded to that but it had something to do with a gelding.

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