Written by Bureau
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Saturday, 15 March 2014

image for More Senior Citizens Buying Viagra, Other Drugs in Mexico

Why are so many older Americans purchasing their penis pointer drugs in Mexico these days?

"I pay $2 for a 20mg Levitra down in Tijuana where it costs $36 here so why do you think?", states one couple just returning to the United States."

Despite United States Government warnings not to purchase pills elsewhere as they might not be safe, Henry Adcock told reporters that it was worth the risk to have a good old-fashioned frolic with Mrs. Adcock.

"Lots of newly married gays are down there too", stated another drug purchaser. "Viagra costs about 20% there as they do here. I mean, I'm 76, how much longer have I got. Might as well enjoy these latter years."

So I guess that answers our question. When you purchase stuff south of the border, you don't Peso much.

Make Bureau's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 5?

8 25 17 3

Go to top