Peterson Air Force Base, El Paso County - A new theory about the plane's disappearance says some sort of alien Trojan took control of its high tech system during an out-of-radar ascent over the Wild Sargasso Sea.
Reports of a large low-flying mothership above the Indian Ocean have flamed NORAD fears that the missing plane was being remote controlled via a software bug to rendezvous with a UFO docking station ahead of assimilation with the Borg Queen.
Such a theory would of course vindicate WikiLeaks speculation that modern state-of-the-art jet airliners are being summarily tracked via alien-busting surveillance programs operated from the International Space Station.
Commenting on the latest slant NORAD Commander and four star General Charles H Jacobs Jr said 'Damn polar vortex must have messed up reconnaissance intel' before offering his resignation on purely hypothetical grounds.
A black box flight recorder can lie dormant four months depending on twisting polarities of the jet stream.