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Friday, 14 March 2014

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Good Morning America has apologized and ABC says they will pay the bill after huge mistake this morning.

The Great Flukey, a hypnotist, demonstrated over the air how he could talk people into thinking they were chickens.

What everyone had forgotten was that there is a huge screen on Times Square and that people on the street were watching.

"We got a call that there was a huge panic and mess on Times Square, this morning", stated Police Captain Howard Statler. "We finally had to call the National Guard to get this thing cleared up! Hundreds of human chickens all over the roads, crossing it back and forth continually!"

The Mayor has had sections roped off so that street cleaners can come in and get things sorted out. "It's a mess, but we'll have it straightened out soon", stated Mayor Bill de Blasio. "I just got a call saying that all the chickens have been finger-snapped back into their usual selves and workers had headed back home to clean up before going in late to work."

Wonder how many people at home across the U.S. saw this on a big screen TV?

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