Written by Mark Lowton

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Wednesday, 8 November 2006

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It's behind you!

Following the republican's defeat in the mid-term elections a rather confused and dazed George W. Bush was found wandering the streets of Washington asking strangers and passers by, "Have you seen my house?".

By fluke, Mr. Bush approached one of The Spoof's Washington correspondents, who was able to shed some light on the situations.

It seems that following the election results, Mr. Bush was informed by one of his aides that he had "lost the house". Following this, Bush ordered every one of his team to help him find it and stormed out into the streets of Washington.

His yet unending plight continues. A spokeswoman from the white house said, "We will explain it to him...but not for a while yet!"

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