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Friday, 14 March 2014

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Kim Jong Un has said that "Snowflake" Palin is looking more and more like Tina Fey.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was busily working in her kitchen at her Casa Moscow home in Wasilla, Alaska.

She was cooking two pigeons that she had just shot with her high-powered telescopic rifle that had been drinking water from the bird feeder in her backyard.

"Snowballs" was speaking with American Spotlight Magazine's Cutter Shiloh on her cell phone.

Shiloh had asked her what she thought about Ann Coulter saying that she (SP) is nothing but a funky looking puppet who has no idea if North Dakota is on the top or on the bottom of South Dakota.

Palin remarked that "Trigger Face" Coulter was probably delirious from not eating enough oats.

She giggled and said, "First of all Shiloh, everyone knows that North Dakota is on the bottom of South Dakota."

Palin continued, "and to be perfectly honest, ya know if I looked like a horse, like Annie does, I would spend my time galloping around instead of sitting on my butt and running my mouth."

The woman that Sean Hannity refers to as The Loose Moose then said that speaking of Russia, President Putin needs to leave the Ukraine alone and attack that little humpty dumpty looking twit Kim Jong Un's country, South Korea.

Cutter said you mean North Korea. Palin got a puzzled look on her face and said, "That's what I said Cutter, North Korea."

She then went on to say that it is about time that North Korea realizes that it is not the only country in South America and starts behaving itself.

SIDENOTE: Cutter Shiloh thanked her for her time and hung up.

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