Spoof writer Bureau Longfellow is back at The Spoof today after his latest round of incidents, accidents and sickness.
Bureau says that this time the turnip truck was traveling a good 40 Miles Per Hour when he fell off the back and rolled over 300 yards under a second turnip truck.
"These turnip trucks are taking over the highway here in Kentucky and several other states. I know better than to get on one of them but I hate walking to work in the turnip fields and factory."
Bureau says he'll continue his snippets mixed with a few lame stories here and there.
The long winter this year has created a lot of potholes so there's turnips pretty well all up and down the road sides of the Interstates and Parkways.
"Glad to be back. Head starting to look like a turnip. I may be a bit slower but I plan to turnip here and there."