Written by Wayne Davis
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Thursday, 13 March 2014

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Stripper Sugar Kane Loves Kids

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kids are pouring in!

"We have needed an affordable daycare for years" said working mom Lanita Grummont, "I don't care if she is turning tricks behind the building, I need a place to put my kids while I'm working down at Dollar Heaven".

Ms. Grummont's view is surpisingly shared by many townsfolk who need high quality, low cost day care while they work their dead end minimum wage jobs. "That building was such an eyesore before Sugar came to Dullard." said town busy body Naverne Loomis. "Now it's beautiful and it fits in real nice with the Angel's Adult Bookstore and Stubbens Wash And Go next door, talk about a great location"!

Ms. Kane plans on hiring two or three local girls to help her "run" the daycare and do other "odd jobs" around the center. "Sugar has brought needed jobs to Dullard" Mayor Jack Leroy Bunkin beemed "I hope she stays a real, real long time.

Applications for the daycare can be picked up at Zooter's Pizza, Angel's Adult Bookstore and at City Hall.

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