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Wednesday, 12 March 2014

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In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things" to save her parents marriage.

"I definitely taught my parents stuff, especially my mother, who was clueless," she told almost 3,000 people in an Austin convention hall. "I'm sure that's not uncommon for many people in this room."

Clinton, 34, said she got the idea after her father's "relations" with Monica Lewinsky, very nearly resulting in impeachment for the president, divorce for the Clinton's and the removal of his gonads.

"She's (Hillary) pretty good now, but he's still only been 'down there' once or twice," she said.

She then joked about how her father is not the most famous in the family for that sort of shenanigans and showed the photo of her mother, wearing sunglasses, with Nancy Pelosi at her side.

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