Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Wednesday, 12 March 2014

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The lobby of Boulder's Snowflake Hotel.

BOULDER - The city of Boulder Chamber of Commerce is reporting that The Snowflake Hotel has just become the most popular hotel in the entire city.

The hotel is located within walking distance of 3 marijuana shops and as a result is booked solid all the way through November 13, 2014.

Hotel manager Colette Balderbay, 41, stated that she has been in the hotel management business for 17 years and she has never seen any hotel booked as solid as The Snowflake.

She pointed out that the No-Vacancy sign has already burned out a total of three times since January 1.

Mrs. Balderbay said that just within the past month she has had guests from every state in the nation except for Alaska and Arizona.

She commented that she even had several families stay at her hotel from Afghanistan.

SIDENOTE: Mrs. Balderbay stated that the hotel owners hope to add on a total of 27 rooms by the middle of July.

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