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Wednesday, 12 March 2014

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Some GOPers say that Ann may look like a horse but she's as smart as a dolphin.

HOLLYWOOD - Rush Limbaugh recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a bombshell on the host.

Limbaugh was talking about female GOPers when talk got around to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

Rush said that he cannot deny that yes, Miss Coulter does look a little bit like Sea Biscuit, the famous racehorse but he then noted that Annie does have a kind of hot quality about her in a somewhat strange way.

A puzzled Busey asked "Say what?"

Limbaugh paused for a moment to gather his thoughts. He then confessed to Gary that if he was not happily married he might just consider doing the hokey pokey with Miss Coulter.

He then said that for the past 2 or 4 years he has really become obsessed with her and admits that he fantasizes about her sometimes as much as three times a day.

Busey's mouth dropped open. He then asked, "Rush, dude, have you not gotten a good look at Old Giddy Up?"

He continued, "I mean, I've seen mud puddles that were better looking than Horsey Girl."

And with that Limbaugh said that it's a matter of six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Gary shook his head. He then said, "Dammit Tubby, you have done gone and mixed my mind up something awful. I may have to go straight from today's show to my therapist."

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