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Wednesday, 12 March 2014

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Michelle said that Ann will never marry because she smells like a men's locker room.

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Michelle Obama was in Cleveland speaking to high school students about the importance of eating right.

One student hollered out "You mean eating left ma'am, as in left, Democrats, right, Republicans."

Mrs. Obama replied that the student was very clever and creative. She was then asked by a geography teacher what she thought about GOP mouthpiece Ann Coulter dissing her brand new $178 hairdo.

The first lady made a face and said that she cares as much about Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter's opinion as she does about the price of condoms in Saudi Arabia.

The students erupted in applause. Mrs. Obama then added that with Coulter's long ass face the evil witch should at least wear a saddle.

The kids began chanting, "MI-CHELLE! MI-CHELLE! MI-CHELLE!"

One cafeteria cook even yelled out "MICHELLE IN 2016!"

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