Written by Frank Michaels
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Tuesday, 11 March 2014

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Booby-brained beau

Former First Lady, Mrs. Baracco Barner, has initiated a drive to officially ban, or outlaw what she considers to be sexist words in relation to women. As a result, she has now officially re-designated her position from 'First Lady' to America's 'Primary Female'.

Words soon to be banned include, but are not limited to, bitch, bossy, bossy-bitch, bitchy-boss... and bossy blubbery bitching blowhard bat barned beside backwardly berthed booby-brained beau.

The nation's Primary Female also noted she will have the letters 'C' and 'D' ready by next weekend... with 'F' and 'G' by the end of the month. Vowels A-E-I-O-U (and sometimes, Y) will require more time and it may be 2015 or so before they are ready for banning enforcement.


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