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Tuesday, 11 March 2014

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Hosted last night by her mother Kris Jenner in Los Angeles Kim Kardashian won the "Best Kim Kardashian award" for the third year running of the prestigious awards ceremony which has been running for three years.

"It was so scary I was dreading getting up and making the speech to all my family" said Kim. During the speech she thanked her parents and boyfriend Kanye West who she described as being "supportive" and helped her drive herself on to be the very best "Kim Kardashian" out there right now.

Kim wore a beautiful gold dress and was pictured later at the after-party holding her coveted award which itself is a golden statue of Kim and her mother hugging. There was controversy at the after-party though, as both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lawrence were not allowed into the party because it was only for "reality tv stars with rich parents".

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