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Tuesday, 11 March 2014

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Pussy Riot is looking forward to buying and smoking some Durango Bango Marijuana.

DENVER - A realtor in Denver has just stated that he received a phone call from a Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, one of the members of the all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot which hails from Russia.

Miss Tolokonnikova wanted to see about purchasing some land in the state.

Two of the members of Pussy Riot recently spent two years in a Russian prison for saying that President Vladimir Putin looked like an anorexic weasel and also had the earmarks of being a bit gayish.

Band members Maria Alyokhina and Yekaterina Samutsevich are extremely excited about the prospect of buying some land in Colorado, The Pot Capital of America.

Nadezhda said that she had received a letter from Denver State Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] saying that the band would be welcome to The Rocky Mountain State.

Governor John Hickenlooper is already thinking about having a benefit concert featuring Pussy Riot with some of the proceeds going to the government of the Ukraine.

He remarked that Ukraine native and Dancing With The Stars pro dancer Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy has already volunteered to be the master of ceremonies for the concert which will also feature local Colorado bands.

SIDENOTE: President Obama has already gotten wind of Pussy Riot wanting to buy some land in Colorado and he is thinking about putting a stop to the whole thing unless some donations are sent to the White House in care of Michelle Obama.

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