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Monday, 10 March 2014

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President Obama speaking on the phone with his wife Michelle who is in their bedroom.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president addressed the members of the White House Press Corps concerning a matter that had been brought to his attention by Ann Coulter of all people.

The GOP maven asked the president if he was going to allow Pussy Riot to perform a concert at The Staples Center in Los Angeles as was being planned.

The president said that he did not know anything about such a concert.

He then remarked that there is no way that a hate-mongering band like the Russian band will ever set foot on American soil, at least not as long as he is the leader of the greatest nation on Earth.

The president said that Michelle had mentioned to him that the girls in the band have made the most hateful, bitter, venomous remarks that she has ever heard.

She noted that the way they insult President Putin it is a wonder that they aren't sitting on some ice block out in Siberia.

Meanwhile, Pussy Riot says that they will come to the United States and they will perform at the Staples Center in Los Angeles because they are legally bound by the contract that they have signed.

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