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Sunday, 9 March 2014

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Governor Christie is still catching flack from the infamous 'Pizza Gate.'

NEWARK, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is probably feeling like the title to the Linda Ronstadt song "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me."

As if Pizza Gate, Hurricane Sandy Gate, and Bridge Gate weren't enough now comes word that two women working in the governor's office are porn stars.

The story was first reported by iRumors who stated that the two adult movie actresses have been identified as Consuelo Diamondheart and Beulah Mojave.

Both have appeared in X-rated films with the King of Porn, Ron Jeremy.

A source inside the governor's office said that Miss Diamondheart was working as a receptionist and Miss Mojave was employed as a public relations assistant.

According to the source both women have been terminated and are no longer a part of Team Christie.

SIDENOTE: Governor Christie when told about Miss Diamondheart and Miss Mojave smiled and replied, "Dammit, I thought those two gals looked familiar."

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