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Friday, 14 March 2014

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A Happy Joy Airlines plane getting ready to land at Aspen's Snowman International Airport.

ASPEN, Colorado - Passengers who have recently flown on Happy Joy Airlines report that they have never ever flown on a more fun-filled airline.

One passenger, who flys over 2 million miles a year, said that there isn't an airline in America who can compare with HJA.

The computer programmer who did not want to give his name said that everyone on the plane was smiling and he did not see one single frown.

He commented that when one of the passengers sneezed, right away about 24 passengers said "Bless you."

Happy Joy Airlines spokesperson Rhiannon Dibbledew states that the happiness is due to the airline's "We Allow Pot-Smoking" policy.

She also pointed out that HJA's company motto is "Nobody, But Nobdoy, Flies Higher Than Happy Joy."

Dibbledew said that the airline has a list with over 7,000 names of flight attendants from other airline companies that want to work for HJA.

SIDENOTE: Happy Joy Airlines wants its passengers to know that the pilot and co-pilot are not allowed to smoke marijuana while the plane is in flight.

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