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Friday, 7 March 2014

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Ann says that she absolutely loves her brand new tattoo.

VENICE BEACH, California - One of America's most infamous GOP political commentators Ann Coulter told GOPicky Magazine that she traveled to Venice Beach, California to get a Republican themed tattoo.

"Trigger Face" Coulter, as Vice-President Joe Biden and Clint Eastwood call her, said she had been wanting to get the ink art done for the past 7 years.

She found tattoo artist Bong Bong on the Internet and when she read that he is the top tattoo artists in the entire nation she called him up and made an appointment.

Bong Bong has tattooed the likes of such well known celebrities as Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, Kat Von D, and Ke$ha.

The famous tattoo artist commented to Coulter that she has extremely smooth white skin and if he did not know that she was 52, he would guess that she was only 42.

Ann got so excited at the compliment that she said if he wasn't a Democrat she would give him a great big kiss right on the mouth.

Bong Bong joked that he is definitely a hardcore Democrat and he grinned and told her that if she wasn't a Repubican he would have given her a 15 percent discount.

SIDENOTE: Ann got her tattoo placed on her right butt cheek (of course) and it reads: PROPERTY OF THE GOP.

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