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Friday, 7 March 2014

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Is this Sarah Palin or is it Tina Fey? It's "Snowballs" Palin. (Photo taken by Piper Palin).

MILWAUKEE - Vareena May Pottpiffle, executive director for The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin has sent Sarah Palin a very strongly worded text message.

Mrs. Pottpiffle told the woman known as "Snowflake" Palin to not even think about running for president because she would only be wasting her time and her husband Todd's money.

Pottpiffle said that her group will most probably throw their support behind a man who they say has the best chance of beating Hillary Clinton and that man is none other than the legendary political icon, Senator John "Comb Over" McCain.

Earlier this month The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin took a vote and it came out 783 against the Loose Moose from Alaska with only 2 voting for her. One said that she voted for Palin because she reminds her of her favorite comedian Tina Fey.

The other lady, who is 93½, said she voted for Sarah because she has a sexy-looking husband.

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