Global Warmists across the nation today cheered as a new study commissioned to once and for all silence doubters, got official clearance from the government to tag complete strangers as 'deniers'.
Argon Delay-hee, of the Gore Global Grope Group (GGGG) stationed in Washington DC, had filed a suit in the Federal Court for the right to both silence and label any citizen who dares to doubt global warming as a 'denier' and then also, to assure that they are fully identified, watched and followed by the NSA as well as the DHS and the FBI.
"It's time to stop people from talking back to us like we were some kind of politically-funded organization!" shouted Delay-hee as he left the courthouse. "Now we have them. If you are a denier, you know your life is in ruins!"
Shortly after the ruling, 160 people who had been protesting against the Global Warming group outside the same courthouse, were knocked to the ground, kicked, tasered, cuffed, shot and then arrest by unknown personnel before being taken to undisclosed locations in unmarked vehicles.
Argon climaxed his exit comments with, "You might as well forget the stupid notion that you are smart enough to think independently. We own you now!"
As the courthouse scene closed, the remaining crowd of onlookers were dispersed as yet another arctic blast was on the way.