An extremely eager Spoof writer, determined to increase his points total and spew out yet another ill edited, ill thought off and frankly unfunny spoof news article missed his flight home to Fort Lauderdale after he was too busy compiling an article and missed the flight announcement.
Despite complaining to airline staff that though the gate had closed the aircraft had not yet taken off his requests to board were denied.
An airline spokeswoman, a rather chubby, but attractive blonde Texan lady, sympathized with the spoof writer, after he explained he had points to get and needed to make his deadline, as well as tweet his article and add it to stumbleupon in an attempt to make his meager writing effort go 'viral', however there was nothing she could do.
After calling his wife, explaining that due to an overbooking problem, which he blamed entirely on the airline, he was forced to spend yet another ridiculously expensive night at the Marriott North, Houston and re-book his return flight for the following day.
The cost of this so called 'writers' determination to top the writers chart exceeded well over $800.
At time of press, the story was still not published, nor even written, as he was busy calling his credit card company in an attempt to increase his credit level, so I can at least get some cigarettes and a coffee.