NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- In an effort to appear "tough," presidential candidate Hillary Clinton called Russian president Vladimir ("Vlad the Impaler") Putin "another Hitler."
Except for Putin's mustache, she said, he looks just like the Nazi dictator.
Although, to date, Putin has not constructed concentration camps or gas chambers and has not sought to "exterminate" millions of Jews, she said it is important "to have a little historic perspective."
She did admit that Putin has a "lot of potential" for good, however, and that, if he can just be made to see things her way, he could be a "force for morality" in a "troubled world."
Pundits suggest that the former first lady of Arkansas, a former U. S. senator from New Yawk, and a disastrous U. S. secretary of state, is trying to "bolster her political resume" while distancing herself from President Obummer's less-than-spectacular approach to dealing with the crises in Crimea and Ukraine that have occurred on Obummer's watch.
She says Putin looks good shirtless--better, in fact, than both the former president, hubbie Bill, and the sitting president, Barack Obummer. Without his shirt on, she admitted, Bill looks "preggers," while Obummer looks like an "underfed, malnourished teenager." Her advice to First Lady Michelle: "let him have a Bic Mac once in a while."
Hillary also said that, in comparison to Putin, her husband, and Obama, she looks "marginally better" without a shirt, although, she admits, "there's room for plenty of improvement, no doubt about it."
In preparation for her presidential run in 2016, Hillary has enrolled in World History 101 and is "looking forward," she said to "learning more" about World War II in general and the Holocaust in particular. She's "pretty sure," she added, that "Hitler had something to do with one or the other, or both, events."