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Friday, 7 March 2014

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This extremely expensive vintage Rolls Royce ended up in the Beverly Hills sinkhole.

BEVERLY HILLS - Sinkholes do not only occur in Florida as residents of Pink Flamingo Drive in Beverly Hills have just found out.

Beverly Hills resident Ibbie Dollardrift who is a Hollywood movie stuntwoman said that she was in bed at 3 am when all of a sudden she heard what sounded like the combined sound of a freight train and Kirstie Alley burping.

She got out of bed and looked out her window and was shocked at what she saw.

Right across the street from her $4.3 million Peruvian-style mansion she saw that her neighbor's Rolls Royce, Bentley, and Lamborghini were all sitting in a sinkhole.

She immediately called police who arrived within 7 minutes with a box of donuts.

They investigated the scene and ascertained that sometime between 2:58 am and 2:59 am a sinkhole had occurred swallowing up three very expensive automobiles.

The owner of the vehicles who was identified as a Saudi Arabian Prince Ali Sheik Shake was vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico at the time.

SIDENOTE: Luckily for Prince Ali Sheik Shake, he does have Sinkhole Insurance so the three cars will all be replaced.

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