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Thursday, 6 March 2014

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President Obama has said that the Danish prime minister is one of his favorite people.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that President Obama is quite excited about his upcoming trip to Copenhagen, Denmark.

The president will be meeting with the Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt who is one very attractive world leader.

Many tabloids and new agencies have written that when Obama and Thorning-Schmidt are together it is like looking at Heidi Klum and Seal, before they got divorced of course.

The president has stated that the prime minister just happens to be one erotically sensuous woman and he like any red blooded American male loves looking at highly attractive women.

Prime Minister Thorning-Schmidt has commented that if she was not married to her husband and President Obama was not married to his wife then she would be all over him like mustard on a hot dog.

One of Michelle Obama's assistants has stated that the first lady is very upset and furious that her husband is going to Denmark.

Mrs. Obama could go along on the trip if she wanted to but a White House source said that she needs to stay in D.C. and make sure that daughters Malia and Sasha do their homework.

In Other News. A representative for the Holland government has said that the Tulip Epidemic should only affect about 15 percent of the country's tulips.

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