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Wednesday, 5 March 2014

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The US will no longer import Vodka from Russia.

CLEVELAND - The Battle of The Economic Sanctions between the USA and Russia has escalated yet another step.

President Obama speaking in Cleveland in front of a convention for The Retired Tugboat Captains of Lake Erie was asked about the ongoing mess with the Ukraine.

The president shook his head and replied that he has made it perfectly clear to the Russian leader Putin that if he wants to engage the US in a game of tit for tat then he will provide the tats to his tits, so to speak.

President Obama said that after meeting with Vice-President Joe Biden and his Senior Civilian Adviser Oprah Winfrey he has decided that the United States will no longer import any of Russia's Vodka.

He stressed that the one way to get to Putin is to stop importing Vodka which amounts to 71 percent of all of Russia's exports.

SIDENOTE: The president has said that he could buy the Vodka from France, but right now he isn't exactly too thrilled with France so the Vodka will be imported from Costa Rica which he said makes some damn good Vodka.

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