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Monday, 3 March 2014

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Park Ranger Roseheimer discovered the pot-smoking bear.

KEYSTONE, Wyoming - A Park ranger at the world famous Yellowstone National Park has reported that he came across an amazing scene.

Park Ranger Tanner Roseheimer, 38, informed National Focus Magazine that a few days ago as he was out checking campfires he came upon an adult grizzly bear.

As he got closer he noticed that the bear was sitting on one of the park's picnic tables and he had a marijuana joint in his mouth which he was puffing on.

Tanner said that he has been a park ranger for 17 years and he has seen a lot of things but he has never seen a pot-smoking grizzly bear.

He immediately took out his cell phone and took some video of the unbelievable sight.

Roseheimer showed the video to his immediate supervisor Audie Sandbox, 49, who said that the bear probably got the marijuana joint from a visiting college kid from Colorado.

SIDENOTE: Park rangers managed to lure the grizzly bear into a trailer with a pepperoni pizza and it was then transported to Ranger Headquarters to be checked out by a park veterinarian.

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