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Sunday, 2 March 2014

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Since it's creation in the 1970's the "Hottest MILF Award" has been a coverted trophy for actresses at the Oscars. However, it had always courted controversy and now the award is to no longer be a category at this year's film ceremony. Critics had called the award "sexist" and the Oscar's board decided it was time to put it out to pasture.

Previous winners have included Helen Mirren and Sandra Bullock, who have both said to have treasured the award alongside their "Best Actress" statue.

Whilst some have said the decision is "just political correctness gone mad" others have welcomed the idea.

Other awards that might be under threat of being removed are said to be "Sexiest Young Actress you'd love to plow all day" - won last year by Jennifer Lawrence who's said to be a contender for this year's award as well.

"Jesus! That scene where Jennifer's hot body is in that white lingerie and bending over the bed in "American Hustle", she's amazing!" Said Oscar voter Jason Bravado. "If I was twenty years younger and had money I would so totally rock her world."

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