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Saturday, 1 March 2014

The president of the United States has a tough job. Not only do they have to run the US executive branch, but often the president has to make hard decisions on the world stage as well.

With the trouble in Ukraine, and Russia posturing itself as possibly invading the country, Obama's words of warning to president Putin have fallen on deaf ears. Rather than move troops into the area, president Obama has come clean about his true place of birth, and it's not Kenya it's a distant planet filled with lizard people.

As many that are considered whack jobs have thought for some time now, Obama is a shape-shifting reptilian alien.

He hopes that coming clean about his alien race will curb any violence that may take place in the Ukraine and at the same time hold off Putin who coming from such a cold country knows very little about giant reptilians.

Reptilians are well known on the galactic stage of being militant and Obama is sure that this announcement will scare off the former secret police agent that now runs Russia.

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