NEW YORK CITY - GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh took the silly looking 12-inch cigar out of his mouth and spoke with Mistletoe Bulova of The Drive Thru Window News Agency.
He told Miss Bulova that he has no idea in hell where the rumor that Ann Coulter is pregnant with his child started.
Rush paused for a moment and then mentioned that it sounds like something that would come from the mouth of Vice-President Joe Biden.
Limbaugh said that Biden is a notorious practical joker who used to insist that he was the twin brother of former baseball catcher Bob Uecker.
El Tubbo, as Michelle Obama refers to him, also pointed out that Biden once told Oprah Winfrey that she was the sexiest woman on the planet.
When Winfrey asked, "Really Mr. Vice-President?" Biden replied, "Ah...well actually no, but what the heck you're one of the richest women in the world so it doesn't really matter diddly squat does it my sista from a different father?"