NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly, talk show host at FOX News, has just informed fellow FOX newser Greta Van Sustern that he could possibly decide to run for the office of president.
O'Reilly, who is a staunch Republican, told GOPicky Magazine that he would like to run on the Republican Party ticket but if they choose someone else then he will form his own political party which he would most probably name The Smart As Hell Party.
Bill has said that he does not like Governor Chris Christie, or Mark Rubio, and he especially dislikes Paul "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan.
He then mentioned that he is not even going to mention that Minnesota loser with the hairdo from hell Michele "The Spacey Broad" Bachmann.
Bill The Pill, as Larry King and Regis Philbin both call him, said that Sarah Palin called him up a few days ago offering him her support.
He said that he told her to never, ever call him again because she is the last person on Earth that he wants to be associated with.
O'Reilly told her that the best thing she can do is go back to her home in Wasilla, Alaska, get down on her wrinkled knees, and beg her husband Todd not to divorce her.
When Bill was asked who he would like to have as his presidential running mate, he grinned, took a sip of his Aye Caramba Beer and replied, "I want that long legged Ann Coulter."
Meanwhile, Senator McCain when told that Bill O'Reilly may be running for president remarked, "Ya know, I think that's a great idea. I am sure Sean Hannity would make a great president although I was hoping that Glenn Beck would run for governor of Hawaii, but I guess he's just too busy being the announcer for the NBA's Charlotte Bobcats."