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Saturday, 1 March 2014

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Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner has just announced that it will now be open 24/7.

COLORADO SPRINGS - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed the owners of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs that they have just set a state record.

The governor met with Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello, owner of the diner and informed him that the Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago has just named them as the Colorado diner with the most marijuana brownie sales.

Rindello was visibly proud as he accepted the coveted Golden Marijuana Brownie Trophy from the esteemed governor.

He then said that he will take the $18,250 cash prize and add more parking spaces to his diner.

In Other News. The United Nations is asking for the USA's help in trying to locate Nicaragua's lone PT boat El Numero Uno whose last transmission was sent when it was about 13 miles off the coast of Libya.

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