Colorado Springs, CO (STT News) - The US Air Force Base just outside of Fort Carson today issued a response to the Edward Snowdon Leaks pertaining to UFOs. In the released documents, Snowdon indicates that the USAF has long known of UFOs and that they harbor on the far, or dark side of Earth's moon.
After requesting an interview with the Commanding Officer at NORAD/US Army Space Command Center at Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado, we were invited to an official US Government Pot Dispensary just outside the base gates where Captain Runyon Blough of the USAF and Major Laura LaGrange of the USASC granted us a few questions.
The facility is known to base personnel as 'Barry's Toke-n-Choke' where those in uniform can go for a regular, legal stoning that has nothing to do with Sharia law or enforcement. When queried about the Snowden UFO leaks... "Whaaaat?" replied Captain Bunyon. "Oh man, them lights in the sky? They are real mind f**ks. We see them every night!"
Major LaGrange was a little more detailed, "Watch as I strike this match. See it? Okay. Now, I'm going to blow it out after firing this bowl. Mmmm... amazing! That's exactly what we see every night. Every single night!"
The STT News crew stayed as long as possible in hopes of getting more info on the Snowdon UFOs but eventually had to leave to go across the street to the Rocky Top Bistro... where we loaded up on hot wings.