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Thursday, 27 February 2014

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Attorney General Eric Holder (left) walks with his new partner.

WASHINGTON, DC - Attorney General Eric Holder admitted himself this morning to nearby hospital, MedStar Washington Hospital Center, for sex reassignment surgery. The surgery has been scheduled for tomorrow morning.

"During his regular morning meeting with senior staff, the attorney general began experiencing symptoms including faintness, wobbly knees and limp wrists," read a statement by spokesman Benjamin Dover. "After careful consideration, Mr. Holder has decided that it was time to take action and fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a woman", he added.

Political analysts added that the surgery will improve Ms. Holder's future political path, as she will capture the African-American vote as well as the support from the LGBT community.

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