WEST HOLLYWOOD - Four high profile lesbians met at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood to discuss the amazing anti-gay and lesbian bill that the state of Arizona has just passed.
Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres are the co-organizers and they are being assisted by Jane Lynch and Melissa Etheridge.
O'Donnell said that when she first heard about the bill, which will allow business merchants to refuse to sell to gays and lesbians, she had to reread the Internet article to make sure that it was not a story about World War II Nazi Germany.
DeGeneres simply said that even though it is winter time, it appears that the Arizona desert heat has fried Governor Jan Brewer's brain.
Jane Lynch commented that it's too bad that the sun did not smooth out Jan "The Man's" wrinkles.
Melissa Etheridge then pointed out that the sun was what burned the heck out of Brewer's face giving it that rough leathery look that Joan "The Moan" Rivers would have if she hadn't spent $217,000 to look like a space creature instead.
O'Donnell told the news media that they have contacted lesbians in every state except for Alaska (which according to Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin has no lesbians).
Rosie proudly stated that they are expecting to get 1 million lesbians to march in a protest march which will be held in Phoenix sometime in April.
SIDENOTE: Governor Jan Brewer has informed her best friend and alleged lover Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio about the 1 million lesbians and he said that if they show up he will have them all arrested and shipped down to a gigantic federal prison in Santa Ana, Mexico.