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Thursday, 27 February 2014

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Fellow Republican Ann Coulter said that Sarah Palin wears mens boxer shorts.

PHOENIX - Cindy McCain has told GOPicky Magazine that if Sarah "Snowballs" Palin thinks that her husband, Arizona Senator John McCain is going to apologize to her then she must have moose ovaries on her brain.

Mrs. McCain was speaking about the comment that her husband had made where he said that Hillary Clinton could beat the Alaskan banshee Sarah Palin in a presidential race.

Cindy pointed out that her husband did in fact say that Palin was menopausal but he was just merely stating a fact that he had read in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying.

Mrs. McCain further stated that she recalls that back during the 2008 presidential campaign that Sarah would repeatedly yell at her husband Todd telling him that he was nothing but a salmon fisherman.

SIDENOTE: Cindy McCain said that she recalls once when "Snowplow" Sarah called her a geriatric Barbie Doll that she responded back by calling her a Cabbage Patch Doll who smelled like the south end of a northbound caribou.

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