Written by D P Whitehead
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Topics: Cows, True, Bestiality

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

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I Mean, She Is Asking For It!

Two men who have been arrested on suspicion of sexually abusing cows are claiming that the cows not only agreed to the abuse but encouraged it.

One of the men is accused of trying to have sex with several of the animals while another man, filmed it.

The alleged abuse came to light after several cows refused to produce milk.

Reports indicate though that it was the cows who were allegedly encouraging the sexual abuse, one report suggesting that they were acting provocatively by chewing grass, licking their lips with their tongues, publicly urinating and staring doe eyed at the accused.

Both men have been charged with one count of Sexual Misconduct, which is a class "A" misdemeanor, and have received restraining orders prohibiting them to beat their meat.

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