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Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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Washington AC/DC - "Personally I blame Mile High Club moral laxity," Virginia State Senator Steve Martin (R) said today as an abortion rant went vital on the net.

Martin, a former chairman of the Senate Recreational Travel Committee, was giving vent to Roe v Wade stuff on his FetusBook page when the airhead comparison just suddenly popped out.

He now faces censure by the all-party Senate Committee On Daft Old Twats after it decided he'd crossed a line in the queue for the Mile High lav and forgot to flush after his epic dump.

Meanwhile Virginia voters who backed him for orifice are demanding their money back amid local media headlines that the Senator is damaged goods.

"Just goes to show you can't trust these damn GOP diehards," local used condom salesman Warren Tickles commented.

"Wanna see pics of Corn Dog Night in the Senator's own back yard last Friday night?"

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