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Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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"Yeeee Hawwww!!

This is big! Well, it will be soon! Just a joke. But I have it from a worker on the inside of a lab that the popular penis pills that sometimes cost up to $36 each, will soon drop to $1.00 for the 20mg size!

The price has recently 'jumped' so the thing we're dealing with hasn't been jumping of late.

I won't tell who the guy working at the lab and factory is as he needs to keep his job but the simple answer is that there is a Japanese company has come up with a cheap version with only natural ingredients and no side effects, like the nose getting longer also.

Stay tuned to $Star$ or keep reading here on the Spoof for the latest on this biggy.

(Sorry about all the puns. I wish they'd come up with a way to lower the cost for Viagra sooner. I'm kind of hard up right now.)

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