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Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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"I'm Saving The World!"

Well, I have given up on trying to warn people about the rising oceans due to global warming and have saved the world all by myself.

I was lying on the couch and pondering how to reach people and suddenly it hit me. It was the cat. So I got up and put him outside and as I was walking through the kitchen, I saw a sponge on the sink.

There's the answer!

There are now millions of sponges on the bottom of the ocean so all we have to do is begin multiplying them.

I bet our scientists and those of others...wait a minute, all scientists from every country should be in on this.

That was when Gore called us to come out and take his statement.

"You reporters get this straight. I am headed for the Think Tanks around the world and finding out how we can grow a hundred billion sponges on the bottom of the Oceans?"

"They will soak up all the overflow from Global Warming and save the coastal areas!"

"Now I have to run see the Think Tanks and then announce that I'm running against Hillary in 2016!"

Well, he's off and running. Or, at least, he's off!

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