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Sunday, 23 February 2014

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Volpino Charges $150 For A Reading - God Bless Her

Florida psychic Betty Volopino has once again failed to win the Mega Million Powerball Superball Jumbo sized lottery jackpot, much to the surprise of her clients, family and friends.

Saturday's winning numbers of 12, 32, 34, 45, 47, 49 - bared no resemblance to the numbers played by the renowned psychic, which were 11, 23, 26, 41, 44 and 63 - this is the 500th consecutive time that the psychic has not won big, leading many of her devout fans and followers to claim that the lottery must be "rigged".

"There is definitely something afoot," said long term client Vicki Beasley "I am obviously dubious....those lottery people must be cheating us all."

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