George Lincoln of Scorpion Falls, Arizona has been having a lot of trouble in bed the past six months.
"I've been to doctor after doctor and specialist and health stores and shamans from six tribes of Native Americans and none of them have been able to help me", says Lincoln.
"I guess I should tell any woman who get interested in me exactly where I stand. It would only be fair as she would know it the first night of our honeymoon", he told his best friend at the local bar.
Lincoln had even been to a psychiatrist who dated it back to childhood toilet training but even that didn't help.
"I believe in being open and honest with people. For instance they ask me to drop by sometimes and I wind up staying late and they ask me to spend the night, I always tell them right up front that I'm a bed shitter."
"Not just let them find suddenly that this Lincoln also brings his logs with him."
Well, Diaper City here he comes!
"That's not funny, Norm."