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Sunday, 23 February 2014

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"Yeah, I heard it too. Wonder what it was?"

Bernie Small and his wife were really into it as he came home from work late and said he had stopped and had a few drinks after that but didn't remember which bar as he had been in enough to be slightly blotto!

The problem is that the fight was outside as a police car drove by.

"Any problem over there? It's One AM?"

"No officer. Just a loud discussion."

So he drove on and the Smalls went inside.

"Which neighbor woman is what I want to know?"

"All our neighbors are homely. You're the prettiest woman on the block. If we can have some coffee until 3 AM, I can prove it to you."


"You'll see!"

So just after three AM, Bernie took out a borrowed friend's dog whistle that we cannot hear and took it outside at 3AM in the morning and blew it really hard. No noise. But sure enough, John's wife Bessie came to the door with rollers in her hair and looked up and down the street.

Then came one after the other of women on the block opened their doors to look out.

"See. They're all dogs! Let's go to bed!"

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