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Topics: China, DNA, Bees, Factory, Boredom

Sunday, 23 February 2014

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Apparently China has been giving children plenty of sweets over the years to get them to work for very low wages and not to get bored.

China denies the fact that thousands of those former children are now working long hours and have been for many years.

Chinese scientists have been experimenting giving children 5-6 years old free cookies that were filled with drone bees serum and over the years the children, now young adults love nothing better than to work in a factory doing the same boring jobs all day long.

This news has been from a defector who worked at one of the labs but stated that most there did not know what they were making. But now that they have seen some info that was accidentally placed on the internet, she took the first chance to leave that she could.

The CIA will not give out her name and she has adopted a new one. She has a safe place and is furnished with scientific equipment to continue her work on another project she was involved in.

Today's world is not only like the old films we viewed while growing up, they are going beyond and creating people suited to their work, apparently. Ms. ...... stated that the proof she has sent of a video shows the drones on line, all in their twenties.

"I imagine they will pair couples up and see if they can speed up the number of babies that become drones", stated Ms. X.

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