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Sunday, 23 February 2014

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McCain recently told Larry King that he absolutely hated Sarah Palin's sharp shrilly voice.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin says that she is sick and tired of defending herself against Democrats and now adds that it is a sad day for the GOPP (sic) when one of its own GOPPers (sic) attacks another fellow GOPPer (sic).

Sarah "Snowflake" Palin was referring to the comment that Senator McCain had made about how Hillary Clinton could win the presidential election if it were held today.

Mrs. Palin, did not appreciate Senator McCain saying that she was menopausal. She then added that she was sure that Michele Bachmann, whom McCain also called menopausal, did not appreciate it either.

The Alaskan Hunting Goddess (Palin's self-description) said that she demands that McCain go on The David Letterman Show and apologize to her and to Bachmann.

SIDENOTE: When word about the menopausal comment got back to the Senator from Arizona he replied "Let me just say to that Wasilla woman, who by the way cost me the friggin election in 2008, if the Tampon fits wear it."

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