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Saturday, 22 February 2014

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Governor Jan Brewer says she will personally help all of the states gays and lesbians pack their things and leave her state.

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just approved a bill which will allow business merchants to prohibit gays and lesbians from entering their stores.

As a result thousands of Arizona gay and lesbian residents have stated that they are getting ready to relocate to New Mexico.

One gay man who works as a pedicurist in Flagstaff said that he cannot believe that in this day and age such a Naziesque bill could even be brought up for a vote much less pass.

He stated that he plans to move up to the Marijuana State of Colorado and try to get over the trauma that he is presently going through.

He commented that he truly believes that after about 3 or 7 joints he should forget all about the friggin state of Arizona and its effen governor Jan "The Man" Brewer.

SIDENOTE: Meanwhile Governor Brewer's best friend and alleged lover Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is smiling from ear-to-ear remarking that he will be glad to see the state's gays and lesbians pack up and get the heck out of Dodge [i.e. Arizona].

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